Showing posts with label Kingyo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kingyo. Show all posts

Lots of links, Aiko style.

I just took a Mensa Practice Quiz which says I have a "good chance of passing the Mensa test," but if it only weren't for these two simple facts: one, I *hate* word and number puzzles, and two, I'm too busy doing Aiko research to care.  You'll all thank me for doing this, it took a little while.

Seriously, for now I'm done praising everybody else, so it's time for the issue at hand... wait, one more thing... I previewed SPEED's new single Ashita no Sora and it's *damn* good; almost made me cry to see them back together all these years later. I insist you check it out.

Okay, the issue at hand... Ms. Kayo Aiko.  Forget wikipedia, it won't tell you anything.  Rather, check out her blog (also linked above right), or the blog of fellow Kingyo Nao-chan, or the blog of fellow Cheer Up-pers TONO and Kyan Chiaki, where Aiko is bound to (and does frequently) make an appearance. She puts pictures of *them* on *her* blog, so expect the same from her contemporaries.

Also, see Aiko being a video game nerd for whatever the heck this game is called.  Right now there are 18 pages, all accessible from clicking one of the small pictures at the bottom of the main page.

Or, go to youtube for new concert footage, shot about May of this year at Shibuya-O Crest:
Kanojo wa Gokigen Naname (never seen her sing this live before)
Hitomi no Naka no Meikyuu

Still not impressed?  Keep reading.  Go to Google Maps and copy-n'-paste the following coordinates for your virtual Aiko tour.  Choose "Street View" and pretend you're there.  For extra realism, go there in person!

First, a holy shrine for all Kingyo lovers, Azabu West Studio, located at:
35°39'30.21"N, 139°43'30.56"E
the brown building with the recessed entry and Coke machine (and old guy on street) is where LOVERS HIGH was recorded.

Then, head to Fussa on the outskirts of Tokyo for a couple of Aiko landmarks.

The first is at:
35°44'6.52"N, 139°20'25.32"E
and the store called BIG MAMA is where the 'cosmic cosmetics' cover was shot. Took me a while to find this place, and the store is shuttered in the Street View, which covers up the oh-so-famous "American Antiques" wording featured so prominently on the cover.  Must've been Sunday when the Google people drove by.  But, that's the place.

When looking for that, by sheer accident, I found:
35°44'16.77"N, 139°20'20.19"E
The NICOLA sign (see picture above), which is a pizza place.  I have no idea why this was included, but again, there it is.  By the way, the caption on the Polaroid above reads "I'm happy even on cloudy day."  I would be, too, if I had some pizza!

Girl's Box LOVERS HIGH Movie Review, Part Five

Finally, I get to talk about Aiko again.  I won't spend a lot of time talking about how cute she looks or how well she does with her part, as I'll have plenty of time in the future to do all this and more.  No, the issue at hand is LOVERS HIGH, the Girl's Box Movie, a film I've wanted to see since I heard it was being made.

In this film, Aiko plays 'Ai', a name which I'm sure took countless hours of thought, but I'm just kidding, that's not the important part.  She gets a much bigger role than Nacchan and like Nami (Nao) and Yua (Yu), Ai is a waitress at the Girl's Box bar. 

We get our first glimpse of Aiko in the 'apartment' above the bar, slaving away making what looks like (at best) two helpings of beef stew.  She offers Nami a taste test and Nami confirms that it's good indeed.  This pleases Ai, until Nana wordlessly wanders off with her guitar.  Ai says essentially, "where are you going, don't you want your thimble-full of stew?" and Nana replies, "lay off!"  This does not please Ai, and their long-term rivalry is made apparent when Ai gets upset and starts throwing air punches and kicks, but the arrival of Yua is enough to lift Ai's spirits.

Throughout it all, Aiko plays the 'girlie' character that everyone likes, save Nacchan, who has issues with everyone.  Ai cooks, she can't stand beer and she makes it known, and she gathers a crowd of would-be admirers when papering the town for the Big Blowout.  Later, at the event itself, she's confronted by two men who say "hey, Ai, you said we could go out sometime!" alluding to some empty promise she'd made just to get them to the bar, and Miku (Michi) abandons Ai to deal with the situation on her own.  Instead of standing up to the pair of guys, Ai wordlessly crouches to the floor with a panicked look as they lean in on her.  Another hilarious/cute-as-a-bedbug's-ear moment from Aiko, and I laugh every time I see this.

It's soon discovered that Aiko has a singing talent and thus begins Phase 2 of 'Save Girl's Box', where a little bar becomes a big hit after showing off some local talent, courtesy of the soundtrack songs.  She sings 'Runaway Girl' in a montage that shows the bar gaining more and more popularity, and in the end it's decided that Kingyo (Yua, Nami, and Aiko) should be formed and marketed.  So they use Mama's old song, "Lover's High", and based on the strength of that one song, they are given the keys to super-stardom.  And that's where the movie ends, you know, back where you bought the Lover's High single.

It's great to see Aiko in a movie, especially a good film like this.  It was well-acted, well-edited, and well, everything else was enjoyable, and in repeated viewings it hasn't lost much integrity in this viewer's opinion.  All the girls do a great job acting and singing, and at the end of the day, they have nothing to be ashamed of.  I curse them not, and this movie has served its purpose in introducing me to the others to whom I haven't been paying attention.  If only the marketing department and the writers could be so lucky as to be spared the wrath of my rantings...

First of all, writers, that's enough!  Stop pretending that Aiko needs to be coaxed into singing.  Furthermore, stop perpetuating the myth that anyone can sing, provided you push on their stomach!  She's been the featured soloist on 12 singles that date back to 5 years ago -- we don't need convincing!  Even -if- it had to be done for delicate story purposes (i.e., to keep the bar in business), this is the one and only time you can play that card, and ever after, she's a singer!  Not an "oh-my-god, I could have been singing this whole time" singer, but in reality, an "I can sing, I've done it before, it's no problem" singer.  She sings;  she's a singer.

Next, there's a scene in this movie where the girls first listen to "Lover's High" and we watch them fawn over the 'unheard' and beautiful song.  This would've had more impact on the core audience, -if- we hadn't gone partially deaf in the last year from listening to it endlessly, waiting for the movie to come out.  Kingyo really needed a B-side, you know, a 'c/w', which would have given the group a little more depth.  Instead, you marketing geniuses said, "one song, that's all you get!" and it appears that the viewers have more insight into the group than the girls themselves.  Please buy a clue and put the song out at the same time as the movie, not a full year before!  Any of those who thought this movie might be slightly esoteric have already refused to buy a ticket based on the song they've already heard!

Last, when it comes to Special Features on the DVD, let's think about the market.  If you offer a Special Edition for $20 more than the Regular version, please put features on the 'other disc' that the dedicated fan might like to see, and hasn't already been assimilated by the target audience.  The one feature which no one has already seen is a skit done by the lead actresses for the film's première, the rest are already in the collection of those who've paid a premium.  The "Original PV Clip" of Lover's High... I already have.  The "Movie Version PV Clip" of Lover's High... I already have.  As I paid at least $10 more dollars each for the DVD versions of the single and movie soundtrack, respectively, I should get more from the "Special Edition" of the film.  Is it too much to ask?  Those who purchase the overpriced 'Special' film will undoubtedly have purchased the "Special Editions" of 'Lover's High' and the 'Girl's Box Movie Original Soundtrack'.  Again, buy a clue... does it do any good in the long run, for Aiko's sake, to rip off hardcore fans while simultaneously alienating the casual fan?

I sigh deeply and admit that I'll buy anything which gives me more Aiko, anytime, anywhere.  But it makes this fan wonder if the stone isn't exhausted from being bled dry.  The future of Aiko depends on you marketing so-and-so's.  

A lot has changed since I first registered this site.  She stopped putting out singles in favor of 'Cheer Up Indies!', another show which the Japanese can see but I can't.  Her popularity could transcend Japan's coastal limits;  her personality is so askew from the global status quo that we could use such optimism down here in the doldrums.  And yet you squander it all for a quick buck.

Ms. Kayo, I have not lost faith in you.  I'm writing you in for President, if only to see how the voting machines scan your name (嘉陽愛子).  And the worst crime of all would be to let you fade into obscurity because your reputation has been besmirched.  This site was intended as a counter to that possibility. 

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

Girl's Box Movie Synopsis

Note: *if* I understood the film correctly, this might contain spoilers.

Hasebe Yu has dreams of becoming a big singing star but she doesn't have any connections, and meanwhile, her mom has been nagging at her to do something with her life - but not showbiz.

At a hopeless audition she meets Nagasawa Nao; afterwards, they hop on Nao's motorcycle and head to a bar called (what else?) Girl's Box.  Saito Michi works here as a dancing bartender and in a very pivotal plot point, she slithers around in almost a few inches of clothing.

We find out that the place is run by Akimono Naomi (I think they call her Mama, which is fitting), who hires Yu on the spot to wait tables, but from the outset, clearly Yu is not tough enough to rebuke the shameless advances of the male clientele.  She practices her slapping technique on a very willing group of test subjects until she gets it just right.

Nao then takes Yu upstairs where we meet Aiko, who has been slaving away making beef stew.  

Hoshii Nanase (Nacchan) storms out with her guitar and says that she'd rather chop her own head off than choke down any more of Aiko's food.  This upsets Aiko, who pouts and does some mock karate moves in a fit of defensiveness (and believe me, Aiko fans, this has to be the cutest damn thing that has EVER been filmed).

Yu follows after Nacchan and finds her writing "Dawn is standing on my back" (in the hopes that no one will ever hear it) in some industrial park area.  Nacchan expresses that she hates everything and everyone and that the bar should be called "Garbage Box".

Model Saaya Irie plays Mama's estranged daughter who breaks into the bar after hours and breaks a bunch of liquor bottles and glasses.  Upon finding the mess, the girls think on their feet and decide to hold BEER DAY instead of their usual fare.  

Aiko carries an umbrella in this scene to avoid the abundant amount of beer flying around. Even though everyone else seems to be having a great time being hosed down with beer, Aiko apparently says that she can't even stand the smell.  It's pretty evident that Aiko would be the last one in the room to do a keg stand.

Mama (apparently going for a world record in drinking and cigarette-smoking) collapses from having one drink too many and gets herself hospitalized for almost the whole rest of the movie.  As most people aren't hospitalized just for blacking out, she apparently has Plot-Advancing-Disease (aka Movie Illness).  This causes a slick-lookin' dude to show up at the bar and say, "I've just bought the place and movie-cliché law requires me to turn it into a pachinko parlor."  

The girls use this crisitunity to advertise a big show at the bar in an effort to rally community support.  When the show doesn't quite live up to the racy ad campaign (the flyer sports a stylized drawing of three naked dancing girls), a couple of guys get upset and start a huge bar brawl.  Yu screams at everybody to stop fighting but no one can hear her.  She eventually gets a microphone and sings the first verse of "standing on my back" and, as everyone takes notice of Yu's wonderful husky singing voice -- and the happenin' new song -- the fight suddenly stops.

A producer in the crowd raises an eyebrow and has the girls form a group called Kingyo.  They need a song to promote themselves, and it turns out that Mama once recorded a song called Lovers High.  Saaya somehow gets a copy of the tape and gives it to Nacchan, who gives it to Yu, who plays it for the group, and they are captivated by it.

Saaya admits to her mother that she's given away the Lovers High tape and instead of getting upset, this gives Mama the oomph to reconcile with Saaya and get her lazy self out of the hospital and back to business.  Upon her return, she confirms that the bar will indeed be sold and the girls, sullen as ever, decide to hold one last blowout.  

Yu's mom shows up and scolds her for working in showbiz.  Yu stands up for herself and states that she's found a home at Girl's Box and wouldn't have it any other way.

The last night arrives and everybody shows up for the party, including Yu's mom.  In attendance are a couple of suits from the music industry who are hoping to discover a new talent.  The curtain comes up for Yu's performance but for a number of reasons she has lost the will to sing.  She paraphrases her speech to mom and basically says, "it's gonna suck when this place closes because you've all been so good to me".  The crowd, clearly unaware of the impending closure, says "ehh?"

After an extremely long soul-search on Yu's part, everybody finally begs her to sing instead of standing there for the rest of her life.  Even 14-year-old Saaya can see that Yu is dead in the water and Nacchan stares at her like she's trying to start Yu on fire just to get some entertainment going.  Eventually (finally!) Yu sings the introduction to Lovers High.

Nacchan, having graduated from the acoustic guitar, hits a play button on a sequencer and starts the 'real' version of the song, and Aiko and Nao join her on stage to finish the song.  

Then, (SPOILER ALERT) everyone is graphically executed and the bar gets burned to the ground.

Actually, I'll give you three guesses what really happens and the first two don't count.  Does the bar actually close its doors forever?  Well, everybody smiles until their face hurts (to the point that it even hurts my own face), so I'm guessing that it doesn't. 

I've left out a surprising number of details which you'll just have to see for yourself, like: What's up with Yu's little brother?  Does Nagasawa get into several hilarious sparring matches with an overzealous fan?  Who ends up producing Kingyo, and do they get a record contract?

COMING THIS WEEKEND (I do hope): you've read the plot, so read my review of the Girls Box Movie.